Please note: the following is meant for humor, not to offend.

1. Mormon underwear, Mormonism

Instances of oddity in religion
"Do you have time to talk about our special underwear?"

Of the many quirky facets of the Church of Latter Day Saints, "Mormon underwear" is probably the most notable. No other sect of Christianity prescribes any article of clothing, to the best of the ULC's knowledge, and the fact that Mormonism's de facto uniform happens to sound like a holy chastity belt is much derided by non-LDS members.

The Universal Life Church Monastery staff were a bit skeptical about the common perception and prevalence of Mormon underwear while writing this article, and thus wanted to hear directly from a Mormon what these holy garments are all about. Eric, a helpful missionary who fielded our queries on mormon.org's live chat system, enlightened us.

"Temple garments", according to Eric, are special pairs of both shorts and briefs that are Mormons' "outward expression of the inner commitments [Mormons] have towards Christ".

Specifically, wearing Mormon underwear shows a "[willingness] to help build God's kingdom" through "obedience to what [Mormons] call the Law of Chastity".

When asked if he was wearing Mormon underwear during our conversation, Eric said "Yeah. Always".

2. Snake handling, Christianity

While many Christians choose to use prayer, communion, and baptisms to get closer to God, a subset of the Pentecostal church believes that handling snakes is a great way to enhance one's faith. This practice, which is supported by a mere three passages from the Bible, is gaining ground in the American Southeast and has appeared as far away as Canada in the last decade.

The most peculiar part of this exercise of faith are the varieties of snakes used; while non-poisonous serpents would presumably suffice, snake handling churches frequently employ deadly rattlesnakes. It is for this reason that many leaders of snake handling churches, including the founder of the first of such churches in the US, have met their maker from fatal snakebites. Such practices undoubtedly merit a Darwin Award and not His blessings.

3. Blood and Body of Christ, Christianity

Many Christian sects ingest a bread wafer and wine during Holy Communion. The bread symbolizes the body of Christ and the wine represents the His blood. The primary purpose of Holy Communion for Christians is to give thanks and remembrance to their Lord and Savior.

We at The Universal Life Church Monastery understand that cannibalism is an illegal practice in most of the world and though symbolic this regularly-practiced Christian tradition is a bit weird, but mmmm bread and wine do go well with together.

4. Circumcision, Judaism/Islam

Germany (http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/belief/2012/jul/17/german-circumcision-affront-jewish-muslim-identity) may currently be recoiling from the practice of lopping off young boys' foreskins but perhaps Jews and Muslims are onto something. A recent study stated that circumcision results in a less sensitive penis. Whether that's a good thing or bad is for you to decide. Also, who's to say that the baby doesn't want their foreskin.

5. Self-Flagellation Parade, Shiite Islam

This Shiite practice involves whips, a crowd of god-fearing men and a lots of pain. Every year, Shiites commemorate the martyrdom of Hussein, a member of Muhammad's household and an imam, with a mass flogging that is supposed to literally beat the hell out you.

6. Exorcism, Catholicism

Exorcisms and the Catholic church
"Beware of Satan, devil-worship, demons, and Harry Potter. But mostly Harry Potter."

Fun fact: The Exorcist, a 1973 horror film involving the possession and exorcism of a 12 year old girl by an ancient Babylonian demon, is (more or less) factually accurate.

This claim was made by Gabriele Amorth, an Italian priest and the Catholic church's "chief exorcist". Father Amorth claims to have performed over 70,000 exorcisms during his lengthy career, up to 10 a day at his peak.

Despite his fervent belief that demon possession is real and exorcisms are a valid aspect of Christian faith, Amorth, who has been a priest in one of the most powerful institutions in the world for almost six decades, nevertheless claims that the Harry Potter books and yoga are satanic in nature and should thus be avoided at all costs.

7. Appeal to Celebrities, Scientology, Universal Life Church

Celebrities Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Beck, Sonny Bono and Kirstie Alley are or previously were members of Scientology, a newly-emerged religion divined by science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard. Scientology may get a lot of criticism but if you have Kirstie Alley as a celebrity endorser you can't go wrong...sorry Jenny Craig. In fairness, we're not above this ourselves - we love seeing famous faces join our cause.

8. Naked Man Festival, Shintoism

What do copious amounts of sake, thousands of loincloth-wearing Japanese men, and Japan's indigenous spirituality have in common? The Naked Man festival, of course. The highlight of this festival is when the specially selected "Naked Man" runs through the streets of town, stripped of his clothing and shaved of his body hair, while being pursued by thousands of other men hoping to chase him down and touch him for good luck.

9. Blood and Body of Christ (Cont), Catholicism

Catholics have taken the symbolism of the Eucharist ceremony one step further by swearing that they are "literally" (http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/05573a.htm) consuming the blood and body of Christ. This process is known as Transubstantiation and is considered somewhat of a miracle. Changing wine into Christ's blood and bread into the Christ's body does sound like a miracle but is definitely not as appetizing as the more mainstream form of communion.

6 comments

  1. RevRiki's Avatar RevRiki

    Our kids were raised attending Unitarian-Universalist Sunday school to make sure their impressionable little minds were not subjected to rigid dogma and to encourage them to find their own spiritual path. Guess I forgot how young children tend to think very literally and struggle with abstract concepts. My then eight-year-old son came home one Sunday afternoon visibly upset after playing with a neighborhood friend whose family attended a Christian church. He told me, "We can't ever go to that church! They eat people and drink their blood!" Apparently his little friend described taking communion that morning at church; a concept my young son had never heard about in his U-U RE (religious education) classes. When he got a little older the church used a great book, "The Church Across the Street", to teach U-U children about other religions. But at eight-years-old he had not yet learned about the practices of other religions and it took a lot of explaining to get him to even agree to play with his friend again. It is refreshing, though, to have our common practices interpreted for us by unindoctrinated young people who share their perceptions based on their own sphere of reference. It causes us to look at our world from a different perspective.

  1. David DaDa's Avatar David DaDa

    Chastity belts and all, the Mormons also reputedly have some workarounds for sexual pleasure. There's a practice where the penis is placed into the vagina, but no movement is allowed. It's called "floating". Ask a missionary about that!

    1. Chase's Avatar Chase

      Your retarded, that's total made up. Do some research before you post bigoted nonsense. Perhaps you should ask a missionary.

  1. danetta cox cordova's Avatar danetta cox cordova

    The garments for mormons have tops much like t shirts too, not just bottoms

  1. Bibi's Avatar Bibi
    1. "The primary purpose of Holy Communion for Christians is to give thanks and remembrance to their Lord and Savior."

    Yes, but a born again Christian can also testify that he receives divine healing from this on several occasions, just as I have. The illness (including terminal ones) that you can spend money to travel across the globe to see the best medical specialist can be healed with faith in this Holy Communion in your local church. Glory be to Jesus.

    1. "We at The Universal Life Church Monastery understand that cannibalism is an illegal practice in most of the world and though symbolic this regularly-practiced Christian tradition is a bit weird, but mmmm bread and wine do go well with together.”

    You take this practice of the Holy Communion at the human-flesh-sense level. Again, a born again Christian who has experienced the power of God through Holy Communion would testify that this is not just bread and wine for the sake of it. Taken in faith in Jesus, it has divine power and miracles happen when one takes it. By the grace of God, I have experienced it. I pray that God save your soul to know the Truth.

    Basically, I think you discus and trivialize what you don’t understand.

  1. JC's Avatar JC

    I always find it fascinating that people characterize Scientology has having been founded by a Science fiction writer (Which L.Ron Hubbard was), instead of saying it was founded by a former Naval officer, former civil engineer, former pilot....etc...all professions which L. Ron Hubbard worked in. He also wrote westerns, but nobody ever mentions that either. I get the strong impression that he is characterized solely as a Sci-fi writer in order to discredit him and his religion. Furthermore, I've always found it peculiar, in contrast, that Christianity is never referred to as having been founded by a former carpenter turned preacher even though that is what Jesus of Nazareth did for a living before he began preaching and teaching.

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