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November 29th, 2024
Heads of the Southern Baptist Convention, the second largest Christian denomination in the US, just sent President-elect Trump a letter requesting he cut abortion access and LGBTQ+ rights in his first 100 days in office.
Trump: We're Bringing Back School Prayer
November 15th, 2024
School and prayer, together again? President-elect Trump recently said he plans to bring prayer back to public schools as part of his effort to reform education. Should mandatory school prayer return to the classroom?
Witches: Spells Against Donald Trump "Not Working"
November 1st, 2024
Since before he was president, witches have been hexing Donald Trump, and the movement is back in full swing as election day nears. But witches report Trump may now have some sort of magical protection against hexes.
Second Coming? Billboard Comparing Trump to Jesus Sparks Backlash
September 22nd, 2021
A controversial Georgia billboard implying that former President Trump is the messiah has been removed after an outpouring of outrage from shocked Christians on the internet, who called it outrageous and blasphemous.
Faith Leaders Respond to Violence at the Capitol
January 12th, 2021
Faith leaders are grappling with and speaking out against the abundant Christian nationalism on display at the violent assault at the US Capitol on January 6th that left five people, including one Capitol officer, dead.
Proof Hexes Work? Trump's COVID-19 Diagnosis Emboldens Witches
October 15th, 2020
Witches are claiming that their hexes against President Trump are responsible for his recent COVID-19 diagnosis, pointing to his October 1st diagnosis, the 2020 date of the harvest moon. Is it proof witchcraft is real?
President Trump Faces Backlash Over Tweet About Peace Activist
June 9th, 2020
President Trump is receiving backlash for calling Martin Gugino, a member of the Catholic Worker movement who was injured by police during recent protests, an "ANTIFA provocateur." A video of the injury went viral.
Rick Perry Claims Trump is God's "Chosen One"
November 27th, 2019
Rick Perry has given Christians a little more to chew on this upcoming Thanksgiving. The former Texas governor and presidential hopeful turned… self-styled theologian(?) says Trump is God's "chosen one."
Witches Furious Over Trump's Never-Ending 'Witch Hunt' References
December 17th, 2018
Many witches have taken issue with President Trump's use of the phrase "witch hunt," arguing the term is both problematic and historically inaccurate. But they're not optimistic their voices will be heard.
Fighting MAGA With Magic: Resistance Witches Seek to Sink Trump
October 26th, 2018
You’ve probably heard of "The Resistance", a movement working to combat the Trump administration’s agenda and policy proposals. But did you know there’s also a "Magic Resistance"?
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