Conan Gets Ordained
Conan: “Before I can marry Scott and David, I have to first become a minister. Now, there was a time when becoming a minister would take years of intense, theological study, but thankfully, in the age of the internet, I can go online, and become a minister in just a few minutes.
Instant online ordination, this is fantastic, and look, it covers every religion, there's a yin-yang symbol, there's Star of David, there's what appears to be two radio towers, and then a bunch of other stuff. I realize I'm probably showing a bit of insensitivity towards other religions, but it's just ignorance. And I think ignorance is an excuse.
First name Conan, middle name Christopher, O`Brien. Ok here it says email, I am over age 13, yes, submit ordination request. Welcome Conan Christopher O`Brien to the worldwide congregation of the Universal Life Church ministers. Feels really good, because looking back over the long process, all the work, intense sacrifice, very satisfying to get this, two minutes later.