Newsletters / ULC Newsletter - August, 2020

The Visionary
Are you ready to get off 2020’s wild ride? Not so fast. A secret Pentagon UFO program says it has vehicles “not made on this earth,” the Vatican is cracking down on a group of rogue exorcists (apparently that’s a thing), and if all that wasn’t enough, now a researcher claims to have discovered a recording of Satan speaking. We aren’t in Kansas anymore.
Exorcist wars

Exorcists 4 Hire

A Vatican-approved group of exorcists just published new rules for who can perform the ceremony. They say you need Church approval – but amateur exorcists are pushing back.
Is Experience Required?
Classic wedding package

Classic Wedding Package

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American Idle

American Idle

Evangelical churches have sued California over a state-wide ban on indoor singing. They argue that the enshrined principles of religious freedom give them a constitutional right to sing.
Can Hymns Go Viral?

Short Sleeve Clergy Shirt

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Aliens are real

It's (almost) Official: We Are Not Alone

Government insiders have revealed what Tom Delonge knew all along: a secret Pentagon program researching UFOS has recovered “off-world vehicles not made on this earth.” Rumor has it, they’ll be making their discovery public soon.
See What They Found
Executive ministers portfolio

Executive Minister's Portfolio

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Satans voice

Satanic Advisory

A Christian researcher purports to have discovered the first-ever recording of Satan’s voice: a garbled clip of a voice growling “come into the fire.” We’ve got the tape. Listen at your own risk.
Click Here to Listen
Trader Jose brands

“No Way” – Trader Jose

A viral petition called on Trader Joe’s to replace offensive labeling. Other brands like Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben are being retired, but it seems ‘Trader Jose’ is here to stay.
Why TJ’s Refused
Holy Bible KJV edition

KJV Holy Bible

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Alpha omega stole

ULC Alpha Omega Stoles

Looking to spice up your officiant wardrobe? Pick from a variety of vibrant colors when you order an Alpha Omega stole to wear at your next ceremony. Featuring tasteful gold stitching and high-quality tassels, this official ULC garment is the perfect colorful complement to any clergy outfit.
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You won’t want to miss this one. In ULC’s most-shared Facebook post ever, we asked our followers what they thought of an ultra-realistic rendering of what Jesus Christ might have looked like. The responses were overwhelming. See His face for yourself!
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