the bride's mother and three other women showed up dressed in frog costumes (like Kermit) and sang a quartet arrangement of "The Rainbow Connection." It was actually very tender, and the last I heard that marriage was still intact.
And on an opposite note:
There was an instance in the Lewis and Clark State Park where the bride was an hour and 45 minutes late. She blithely tossed off a "sorry" and went on as if nothing had happened. I didn't give that marriage much of a chance of surviving.
- The Lewis County Chronicle