Veteran legislator and hell raiser Ernie Chambers is suing God. The suit accuses God of:
“…making and continuing to make terroristic threats of grave harm to innumerable persons, including constituents of Plaintiff who Plaintiff has the duty to represent.” It says God has caused “fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues, ferocious famines, devastating droughts, genocidal wars, birth defects and the like.
Sen. Chambers accusation go on to include “…calamitous catastrophes resulting in the wide-spread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants including innocent babes, infants, children, the aged and infirm without mercy or distinction.”
We’re not sure how Senator Chambers plans on collecting damages should he win the suit. Maybe he will just have to wait for his reward in Heaven.